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Thursday, March 30th, 2006
12:21 pm - a wicked late update.


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Saturday, June 4th, 2005
2:00 am - NEW LJ for DAVE!!!
It's Dave_Not_Dafe

for some reason, they couldnt do dafe_not_dafe. which is what i wanted, grant knows why. but alas, its close enough. anyways, i hope you like the new layout, and non-racist name! [i'm not a racist, the username was given to me back when LJ used to cost money, so I had to get an already existing account from someone on AIM. And everytime I explain that because people think i'm a white supremacist, it makes me want to change it. And I finally did! and I like the look a lot better, too. Soooo everyone add me as a friend!

ps~ i'll be getting a new userpic as soon as i take a cool one

(1 Tender Lumpling landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Friday, May 27th, 2005
4:17 am - 3 NINJAS!
"As a side note, this movie demonstrates the Law of Diminishing Ninjas perfectly. That is, "The effectiveness of a group of ninjas is inversely proportional to the number of ninjas in the group." This law is established fact; I mean really, when have you ever seen a whole group of ninjas beat one ninja by himself? "

-FOund on an IMDB message board under 3 Ninjas . I can't stop laughing. If you have time, check out the whole message board, its about sending a bad message to kids, and then some ninja argues with a tae kwon do man, and then hilarity ensues. oh man...hahahhha. Katy or Jon will enjoy this the most, methinks.

(6 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Thursday, February 24th, 2005
2:52 am
you must wonder why i'm relentless and all strung out. i'm consumed by the chill of solitary.

oh, alanis.

anyways...tonight sucked. i can't sleep and i think i'm getting sick. awesome. I love how everything happens all at once. It makes being lonely SOO much more enjoyable.

(1 Tender Lumpling landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
12:25 am
"I have no one. No one has me. I want to be somebody's. I want love, I want romance. I want to stay up all night with her, just talking.
And when we kiss, I want her to hold me, and for a moment I die.
Even though it's the first time I am really alive. Why is it that I know your voice, I know you so well...even though I have yet to meet you?
The feeling, like when you're on a roller coaster, and you get to the point where you can't see the track anymore...you're not falling but you're not still..that's what I get when I think of you.
Is it strange to have feelings so strongly for a girl who so far only exists in my dreams? perhaps somewhere...there she is...dreaming of me.
I love you. Don't wait too long to find me."

nostalgia: sad happiniess? or happy sadness...

current mood: nostalgic

(1 Tender Lumpling landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Thursday, February 3rd, 2005
12:52 am
So...I'm updating, because people want me too. wow... here you go. Ugh dudde, now i have to complain about my personal life...so..i like this girlll and i think she totally digs me, but i'm; to scared to ask her if she likes me...? what do i dooo? uhhghhh....

In other news...MATH CAMP. equals we're writing it. and we have another project which i will codename ROBIN's EGG.

the ned.

and end.

(3 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Saturday, September 11th, 2004
12:02 am - hello
i guess i just joined the HUHC LJ community...cool beans.

(Heave that lump!)

Sunday, August 29th, 2004
1:31 am - **tear**
only a week left!!! who has hung out with me? if you can't answer yes to that question, you need to rectify it QUICK!!!

Seriously...hang out with me. please. i'm lonely. like a sad teddy bear who didn't get his chocolate.

(4 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004
12:54 am - :(
ten days left in NH. hang out with me before i leave. thats an order.

(2 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Monday, August 9th, 2004
10:58 pm - quick
ok here we go.

commando = hilarious. definetley worth the 5 bucks i paid for it.

colleen = fun to hang out with. should happen more often.

random visits with friends making plans = annoying.

computer shooting me like a machine gun = odd. just odd.

flash 5. very cool if i could only use it well.

the end

(3 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Sunday, June 20th, 2004
2:32 am - HAHAHA
tangable_glares and _allgoodthings have been secretly doing it!
nothingshocking has an invisible friend. They're dating.
zoopie has secret, sordid fantasies about tangable_glares and acts them out with _allgoodthings!
nothingshocking, neojonathan, l0rdtemplar, la_jayne... Everyone knows what you got upto that day.
nothingshocking and neojonathan secretly peed in l0rdtemplar's cornflakes.
candygrl336 runs a secret pornography ring. l0rdtemplar and bediscrete are regular models.

Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

(10 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Tuesday, February 24th, 2004
9:37 pm - of all the people
my mom had to IM brian. wow. now not only is my family "retarded" but now i shouldn't have been born? way to be a jerk.

all for now.

current mood: cold

(2 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Sunday, February 1st, 2004
11:37 pm
we won. yay. ****Kraft high five, then robot**

oh yes, Jon and i have decided that after careful reviewing, Kraft is indeed a robot. i forgot what else was funny about tonight, but it'll come to me. we watched ANH before going to the Superbowl thing, too. Porkins, pull up! you have a 98% chance of living if you just dont hit that BIUG freakin MOON!"

"that's no moon....its a battlestation."

(2 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Thursday, January 22nd, 2004
9:58 pm

(7 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Wednesday, January 21st, 2004
12:39 pm
Well that was dumb. i posted a new one last night, but apparently it didn't show up...hmm. anyways, i forget what it was about, so...yeah. here's to that **glass ding**

current mood: hungry

(Heave that lump!)

Sunday, January 18th, 2004
4:28 pm - Beat you UP
but i'd get my @$$ kicked.

well, that was fun. i met chastity's boyfriend yesterday. and he's a dumb "wo my fro" kid. to a T. i mean, if this kid was anymore of the stereotypical wo my fro kid, he would've actually said "Wo my fro." it was uncanny. he drives up in his white pontiac and screeches to a halt like two feet away from Lisa and her cousin. then Chastity gets out and the kid drives away real fast. we were like, "wow, classy kid" then he comes back and almost hits us again. seriously, dumb idiot. then he wanted us to get in his car. we were like, uhh no. you're dumb. so he waited outside Lisa's house for 15 minutes before finally leaving.

the moral of the story: do the world a favor, if you see a wo my fro kid, report them to the WMFKE immediately.

****Wo My Fro Kid Exterminators

current mood: disappointed

(2 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Tuesday, January 13th, 2004
5:34 pm - Wooden hearts
The Koreans are here! I'll fight you for being a host family...
anyways, I want to plan a DDR trip soon. Preferably either tomorrow or Thursday...the Koreans can be invited, I'll have to ask my neighbors. (they're a host family, jerks...just kiddingm, they're cool)

in other news...
ok no, there is no other news. other than that i haven't seen any of the coool movies besides The Last Samurai this year. Stinks. like Romano cheese.

current mood: cold

(6 Tender Lumplings landed on my bureau..Heave that lump!)

Saturday, January 10th, 2004
HAHAHHAHAHAHHa. Jon Jenne found something HILARIOUS

hahaha what a moron. hahaha. and a lez. sorry, what a GAY moron.

current mood: amused

(Heave that lump!)

11:15 pm - FRIGGIn BOND 2
lamest game. still can't beat it though. The stupid guy plants a bomb then only gives you 3 seconds to jump on some lame thing with your grappling hook, but everytime i shoot at the thing with the grappling hook, it never works in time. it's too damn slow. Dumb game.
anyways. yeah. thats what i just played. now i'm gonna go to bed.

(Heave that lump!)

Tuesday, January 6th, 2004
7:07 pm - Well that was exciting
yeah. so i was supposed to meet Jess in front of the field house so Laura Jr and I could go over Jess's, but somehow the plans got screwed up and Jess went ont he bus without us. So we watied at the school for a while, then she said her brother could pick us up. He speeds. fast. anyways, we got there and played ddr. Then i tried to call jon jenne for a ride, but he wasn't answering his phone. so jess asked her brother if he could drive me home and i felt really bad. anywho, i got the impression that i wasn't welcome there anyways...you know cuz all my friends hate me. anyways....thats the update. until next time. bizoo

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